For the programers among us, A New Language Announcement
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Here we go friends, just when we have not burned enough useless code methods into damaged neurons with late night frenzied fits fueled by main lining caffeine or other stim’s directly to the brain for three straight days.
Forget Logo, Basic, IBAL, Cobal, Fortran, Pascal, Ada, Lisp, Delphi, C, Java, AWK, Batch, Python, SQL and all the others. Gawd help you if you think putting a prefix like GW, MS, Turbo, on any name makes it more fully developed or supported. May someone have mercy on you if you honestly believe adding a suffix like, +, ++, /, ( ), - somehow boosts it’s power. And we all know your delusional or just plain blind if your drawn only to the ones with Visual or VB in the name.
But for the next great phase in programing history, go and read of:
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OK, actually im planning to do the same but i may use the grass-mud-horse programming language
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I read another article on Babbage some time ago, super language - apparently it’s been modified so much that it is now on Version ‘C’ and is called “Cabbage”. It’s more environmentally friendly because it’s much more organic and a lot greener - but Cabbage is just Babbage grown on Patches, really. - :?
The developers of the new version are called “The Cabbage Patch Kids”.
The wrappers are called “Leaves” in keeping with the organic theme. They are quite raw as code goes, and have to be removed before compiling (that’s now called “Cooking” by experts in the know). Some developers say they keep the Leaves for shredding and use them in what they call a “Stir-Fry” process. Not sure what that will concoct, probably a melee of fried code snippets? Anyone know for sure?
One other interesting development is that Cabbage patches are apparently quite big, so they’re now called “Allotments”.
And there is also a new loader that comes with it, and that’s called the “Loader Bool”, which has a cue- sheet called the “Loader-Bool-Sheet” - careful how you say that in mixed company.
