Post your funny chatlogs here !!!1

Vesko

[30.5.2010 10:47:59] *** jacobite has left ***
[30.5.2010 10:48:18] Caledonia (Steven): jaco
[30.5.2010 10:54:33] *** Caledonia (Steven) added jacomodder ***
[30.5.2010 10:55:30] Caledonia (Steven): jaco
[30.5.2010 11:06:20] Scorpy | J.A.: sory but LMAO
[30.5.2010 11:08:53] *** jacomodder has been promoted to conversation host. ***

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Syd

Bas… you are absolutly crazy…

StarTrader

Vesko, I don’t get your post, what’s the funny part at all that qualifies it for posting here?

rsabatino

i don’t chat when i play. it gets in my way while im killing

Vesko

It’s funny because the guy in question left the room, got reinvited after a few secs and then promoted to an admin

Sorry if it doesn’t seem funny, it does to me (and Scorpy apparently, lol)

StarTrader

No worries, it’s just that I didn’t understand the fun, it’s not obvious.

Bas

Not a chatlog, but I code something funny today at my java learning tour:

 if(1 == 2) 
   	 {     	
 return true;     	
 }     	 
else     
	 {     		 return false;     	 
}
```I wonder which value gets returned….

I am totally killing the mathematics.

Gisteron

hehe, i coded something similar but with javascript. kinda joke site, look yourself:


<title>jokesite</title>

for(i=1;i<2;i=i+0){
window.alert("A fatal error has occured!");
document.write("You ignored an error!
");
};

DwnUndr

You know it’s late when I engage a Zombie in discussion…
First name is to, second is from

2010-07-05 01:10:11 ( ~Purifier~Lynch ) DarkMatter^Zombie mine takes you the same way both
2010-07-05 01:10:27 ( ~Purifier~Lynch ) DarkMatter^Zombie cuz Im god like that way
2010-07-05 01:10:44 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch hehe
2010-07-05 01:11:10 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch question…
2010-07-05 01:11:23 ( ~Purifier~Lynch ) DarkMatter^Zombie shoot
2010-07-05 01:11:23 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch do gods ever have to pee?
2010-07-05 01:11:31 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch inquiring minds want to know
2010-07-05 01:11:51 ( ~Purifier~Lynch ) DarkMatter^Zombie eheh, yes. Especially while drinking beErZz
2010-07-05 01:11:52 sys LuckyStar /time
2010-07-05 01:11:53 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch
2010-07-05 01:12:01 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch and…
2010-07-05 01:12:08 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch what color is brain pee?
2010-07-05 01:12:29 ( ~Purifier~Lynch ) DarkMatter^Zombie lol
2010-07-05 01:12:50 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch i drank a luma light once so i could pee flourescent green
2010-07-05 01:12:51 ( ~Purifier~Lynch ) DarkMatter^Zombie pee should be yellow, no matter where it comes from
2010-07-05 01:12:55 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch was very fun
2010-07-05 01:13:11 ( ~Purifier~Lynch ) DarkMatter^Zombie eheh, Woot!
2010-07-05 01:14:19 ( ~Purifier~Lynch ) DarkMatter^Zombie things that change ur pee color should not be consumed
2010-07-05 01:14:41 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch never pee on your painted bumper after a luma light
2010-07-05 01:14:46 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch it ate the paint
2010-07-05 01:14:51 ( ~Purifier~Lynch ) DarkMatter^Zombie rofl
2010-07-05 01:14:55 ( DarkMatter^Zombie ) ~Purifier~Lynch no telling what it did to me
2010-07-05 01:15:09 ( ~Purifier~Lynch ) DarkMatter^Zombie rgr that

Crazy

Hm… just found this:

The topic “asd” was created in a private part of our server forums which wasn’t used anymore:

07.01.2009, 03:22: Crazy -> asd
30.04.2009, 14:36: SimonRight -> What does asd mean?
30.04.2009, 15:01: Crazy -> The same as ert

Maybe not rly funny but I had to laugh… Don’t ask me why I’m posting it here…. Prolly cause I’m bored right now.

StarTrader

Or pissed more likely, as the two above?

ConMan8

@DSAce.log:

[22.06.2010 14:34:50] /dice 1
[22.06.2010 14:34:50] X29 rolled 2
[22.06.2010 14:34:54] X29: what
[22.06.2010 14:35:07] X29: I rolled a 1-sided dice and got 2
[22.06.2010 14:35:22] Senica: LOL, i think only you could do that

[22.06.2010 14:52:25] Death: X29 committed suicide

[22.06.2010 15:49:41] /stuck
[22.06.2010 15:49:41] Attention! Stand clear. Towing [Order]X32
[22.06.2010 15:49:45] /stuck
[22.06.2010 15:49:45] Attention! Stand clear. Towing [Order]X32
[22.06.2010 15:49:54] /stuck
[22.06.2010 15:49:54] Attention! Stand clear. Towing [Order]X32

[22.06.2010 17:13:24] /dice 00000000
[22.06.2010 17:13:24] [Order]X32 rolled 22963

[25.06.2010 11:49:49] /scan
[25.06.2010 11:49:49] Scan is beginning.
[25.06.2010 11:49:50] Scan has ended due to ship moving. Cooling down… 115 seconds left.

[25.06.2010 11:09:11] You have received 200.000.000 credits from MaxPayne

^ Your secret has been revealed IronDuke! MWAHAHAHAHA

[25.06.2010 21:26:24] [Order]Whisky_One: ok. well guess who i am?
[25.06.2010 21:26:36] X29: Someone
[25.06.2010 21:27:17] [Order]Whisky_One: someone is anyone
[25.06.2010 21:28:00] X29: Hmm… oh I know, you’re you!
[25.06.2010 21:28:22] [Order]Whisky_One: funny. tis me Kaal!!
[25.06.2010 21:28:36] X29: Kaaaaaaaaaaaal

[25.06.2010 21:45:09] X29: you should try Shapes Cheese&Bacon flavour
[25.06.2010 21:45:38] [Order]Whisky_One: omg that doesnt even sound good on spliff
[25.06.2010 21:45:48] [Order]Whisky_One: it sounds like dog food

[25.06.2010 21:50:38] [Order]Whisky_One: meet x…hes order…on his other char
[25.06.2010 21:51:10] [Order]Whisky_One: say hellooooo…
[25.06.2010 21:51:18] X29: awkward silence

[28.06.2010 00:48:33] [Order]X29: ittttt saystttt TTT all ttthe time tttwhen Itttt’m trytttting to ttttalttk :|T
[28.06.2010 00:48:57] Senica: LOL, so i see
[28.06.2010 00:49:33] [Order]X29: t:tD

[15.07.2010 10:18:57] [Order]X29[M]: …
[15.07.2010 10:19:42] [Order]X29[M]:
[15.07.2010 10:19:56] Culty_McCult: u got beef order???
[15.07.2010 10:20:04] Culty_McCult: because i have a cow
[15.07.2010 10:20:51] [Order]X29[M]: So annoying, now I have to go eat you
[15.07.2010 10:21:02] [Order]X29[M]: And I wanted to have a nice day mining
[15.07.2010 10:21:25] Culty_McCult: it will take u a long time to get here
[15.07.2010 10:21:36] Culty_McCult: if u can
[15.07.2010 10:32:47] Culty_McCult: where are you order
[15.07.2010 10:35:13] [Order]X29[M]: uhh umm I uhh had a… umm… hmm… …something… and now I can’t go and eat you. The end
[15.07.2010 10:38:03] Culty_McCult: hahah

[15.07.2010 10:45:55] [Order]X29[M]: sdrawkcab gnikaeps ma I
[15.07.2010 10:46:40] [USM]M-Raid-Driver: trying out your nomad speak?

[16.07.2010 22:47:41] [Order]Whiskey_One: Well gonna hit the bunk then…hope the 'mads shoot you while you’re on comms